1. Pick up Courtney's poop in the middle of the park as though it was a dogs
2. Walk two screaming kids thru Macy's (one with very wet pee pee pants) in search of a bathroom
3. Do the poo poo dance because Courtney pooped in the potty
4. Sing the ABC song over and over and over
5. Allow my daughter to leave the house with her shoes on the wrong feet (not worth the battle)
6. Get locked inside our house due to the door lock breaking
7. Wash Courtney's hair as she screamed bloody murder
8. Allow Courtney to watch videos on YouTube just so I could make dinner
9. Forget to change Caylee's diaper a few times
10. Throw away a onsie in which Caylee had pooped all the way up the back
11. Hold Courtney over the bushes at the park so she could pee
12. Lose my patience at least once
13. Eat ice cream out of the carton in the freezer
14. Go the wrong way on I5 and drive 15 minutes out of my way
15. Stop cleaning the house just to listen to my baby babble
16. Stayed in my PJs all day
17. Have to fish dog food out of Caylee's mouth because Courtney wanted to feed the baby Romo's food
18. Pick my little girl up after she had fallen out if bed and gently lay her back down
19. Pretend not to notice my dog pooping in the grass so I didn't have to pick it up in the rain
20. Squeeze breast milk into my baby's eye to help with her clogged tear duct
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